Online shopping for advanced shoppers
19.11.2018
Translation: machine translated
Pictures: Thomas Kunz
I love challenges. For example, the question of how many of our products there is room for in one of my stories. So then: here are lots of products - elegantly packed into a little story.
I started with a blood pressure monitor. I recently ordered it from Galaxus and then picked it up from our shop in Zurich. Not naked of course, where do you think? I always wear clothes and shoes outside the house.
And of course I had showered that morning. And brushed my teeth.
At the Digitec Galaxus shop, there were lots of bikes and - if I'm not mistaken - one of those electric bikes that we've been selling recently. But I'm not quite sure about that now. Never mind. There were also some kids riding past me on skateboards and stuff.
On the way back to the office, there were loads of people in my way, all staring at their smartphones (but I'm not supposed to show them here because we sell them via digitec, not Galaxus. So the smartphones, not the people). Once I arrived at the office, I really needed a coffee. Without sugar, though. I never put sugar in my coffee. Bad sugar. And anyway: the topic of nutrition - I could write about that for hours. But as you know, a few colourful pictures are worth a thousand words.
By the way, I only want to eat bread very rarely in future. That's why I don't need a bread maker. Sorry. As I was sitting in the office, drinking coffee and thinking about my eating habits, my smartphone suddenly rang (I'd love to show it, but... see above). I stared at it. My wife on the other end of the line reminded me to finally order that electric blanket for my sister-in-law. She's always so cold in bed. No sooner said than done. Speaking of my wife. Maybe I'll give her something crackling for Christmas this year. That would make me, no wait, I'll start this sentence again. I'm sure she'd love that. And role-playing games under the Christmas tree are certainly fun too. So much for the topic of "sex sells".
More products, Patrick, more products
Have I already mentioned the water bottle on my desk? You should drink two to three litres of water a day. At the very least. The water balance must be right. This is particularly important for athletes. Speaking of athletes. Since I stopped smoking five years ago, I've been exercising regularly.
Products, products, products
I would like to take up the keyword "Christmas" at this point. This seems to me to be a good topic in connection with products. Here are the other 2,997 products that I found under the tag "Christmas" in our shop.
Where did I leave off? Exactly, with sport. I often go jogging. My wife doesn't like jogging. But she regularly walks our dog. We also have cats and a daughter. I think jogging, my wife, our dog, our cats and our daughter are great. And the products too.
I actually just wanted to measure my blood pressure. Incidentally, it's currently 180 over 120 - very high! I'm going into a writing-buying frenzy. More products, meeeeeehhhhhhhrrrrrrrr! Okay, I have to stop now, otherwise my blood pressure will shoot through the roof. To make sure that doesn't happen, here is the link to the remaining three million products in the Galaxus range.
PS: And sex really sells in this case.
Patrick Bardelli
Senior Editor
Patrick.Bardelli@digitecgalaxus.chFrom radio journalist to product tester and storyteller, jogger to gravel bike novice and fitness enthusiast with barbells and dumbbells. I'm excited to see where the journey'll take me next.
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