Product test

Online shopping for advanced shoppers

Patrick Bardelli
19.11.2018
Translation: machine translated
Pictures: Thomas Kunz

I love challenges. For example, the question of how many of our products there is room for in one of my stories. So then: here are lots of products - elegantly packed into a little story.

I started with a blood pressure monitor. I recently ordered it from Galaxus and then picked it up from our shop in Zurich. Not naked of course, where do you think? I always wear clothes and shoes outside the house.

And of course I had showered that morning. And brushed my teeth.

At the Digitec Galaxus shop, there were lots of bikes and - if I'm not mistaken - one of those electric bikes that we've been selling recently. But I'm not quite sure about that now. Never mind. There were also some kids riding past me on skateboards and stuff.

More products, Patrick, more products

Have I already mentioned the water bottle on my desk? You should drink two to three litres of water a day. At the very least. The water balance must be right. This is particularly important for athletes. Speaking of athletes. Since I stopped smoking five years ago, I've been exercising regularly.

Products, products, products

I would like to take up the keyword "Christmas" at this point. This seems to me to be a good topic in connection with products. Here are the other 2,997 products that I found under the tag "Christmas" in our shop.

Where did I leave off? Exactly, with sport. I often go jogging. My wife doesn't like jogging. But she regularly walks our dog. We also have cats and a daughter. I think jogging, my wife, our dog, our cats and our daughter are great. And the products too.

I actually just wanted to measure my blood pressure. Incidentally, it's currently 180 over 120 - very high! I'm going into a writing-buying frenzy. More products, meeeeeehhhhhhhrrrrrrrr! Okay, I have to stop now, otherwise my blood pressure will shoot through the roof. To make sure that doesn't happen, here is the link to the remaining three million products in the Galaxus range.

PS: And sex really sells in this case.

28 people like this article


User Avatar
User Avatar

From radio journalist to product tester and storyteller, jogger to gravel bike novice and fitness enthusiast with barbells and dumbbells. I'm excited to see where the journey'll take me next.


Sport
Follow topics and stay updated on your areas of interest

Sport
Follow topics and stay updated on your areas of interest

Cooking
Follow topics and stay updated on your areas of interest

Home + Kitchen
Follow topics and stay updated on your areas of interest

Food
Follow topics and stay updated on your areas of interest

Family
Follow topics and stay updated on your areas of interest

Product test

Our experts test products and their applications. Independently and neutrally.

Show all

These articles might also interest you

  • Product test

    How I get over my winter doldrums

    by Pia Seidel

  • Product test

    Last-minute gift ideas: we’ve got you covered!

    by Julia Dürr

  • Product test

    Still looking for Christmas presents? We’ve got countless ideas for you

    by Katja Fischer