Why don't you give the karaoke jammer as a present?
6.12.2019
Translation: machine translated
Pictures: Thomas Kunz
Your relatives already have everything? Then give your mother-in-law an adrenaline kick, put your loved ones on ice or give them a side kick disguised as a voucher. Just browsing through our experience category is an experience in itself.
The most hypocritical sentence at Christmas time is: "We're not getting each other anything this year." It is often uttered with a smug smile, while the "little things" that will be smuggled under the tree on Christmas Eve - surprise! - are smuggled under the tree on Christmas Eve. Instead of opting for the twelfth perfume or the thirty-second bottle of wine, which always fall just short of the recipient's taste, you'll be fine with a voucher. Not for wine or perfume, of course. But for an experience that will provide unforgettable moments. Depending on what you choose, even the moment of gifting could be unforgettable.
Take this!
Well-intentioned criticism wrapped up as a gift is absolutely stylish. Who wouldn't be delighted to receive a voucher for half a day with a tidiness coach? The subsequent discussion round under the Christmas tree is guaranteed to cause plenty of sparks to fly. Depending on what you have on the table, you might even spontaneously get a caviar facial. Afterwards, we highly recommend the energetic house cleaning.
Gift the sturgeon chef
Apopro's caviar: a sturgeon chef should be able to do something with this. For the price of a celebrity chef, the sturgeon chef will come to your home and spoil the palates of your hand-picked guests with Italian delicacies. Included in the price: disturbing the peace at night with karaoke. So your neighbours can enjoy it too.
Take off!
If you don't want to shoot your loved ones to the moon straight away, but at least take to the air, bodyflying is just the thing. At speeds of up to 280 km/h in the tube, the recipient can save on a facial treatment and have fun at the same time. I tried it and can confirm the skin-tightening effect. Bodyflying puts a smile on your cheeks, promotes blood circulation and your facial skin feels at least 30 per cent more vital afterwards.
Social freezing
"Honey, I'm freezing you!" You can't go wrong with a deep dive into the romance box. What could be more wonderful than swapping the soft bed at home for a block of ice in an igloo? If your saliva doesn't freeze, you can speculate about which unheated caves your ancestors gnawed on wildebeest bones in 40,000 years ago during a joint origin analysis.
All overnight stays and excursions
Too icy? Too expensive? Not romantically inclined? Then give a classic gift and go for useless trinkets that you, just like 99.999 per cent of the world's population, have absolutely no use for. Just so you can say sentences like this: "This is a Copacabana rodent igloo for guinea pigs. For you. From the heart."
Well, is that something? If you need even better tips, you'll have to visit Father Christmas himself.
Michael Restin
Senior Editor
Michael.Restin@digitecgalaxus.chSimple writer and dad of two who likes to be on the move, wading through everyday family life. Juggling several balls, I'll occasionally drop one. It could be a ball, or a remark. Or both.
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