Opinion

Esotericism alert! Bluetooth is frying my brain

Thomas Meyer
10.8.2023
Translation: Veronica Bielawski

Modern technology is a blessing – and often a curse for me. Bluetooth devices give me a headache. But test-driving a Tesla took the cake.

This text is a commentary by our freelance author Thomas Meyer and represents his own opinion. It doesn’t reflect the opinion of Digitec Galaxus. We don’t carry the devices mentioned in our range and don’t plan to add them to it.

Trigger warning: this article is about electromagnetic hypersensitivity. If you’re already rolling your eyes to the max, you better stop reading now. As it so happens, this text is littered with other beautiful terms from the world of esotericism. Mind you, with a critical spin.

Still here? Then let’s dive into it. First things first: electromagnetic hypersensitivity means that the affected person feels uncomfortable when near cell towers, Bluetooth devices, Wi-Fi routers, induction stoves and other strong generators of high-frequency radiation. I can definitely relate.

Electrosmog in the car

But my mother did. She’s long been involved in esoteric subjects and rails against just about anything with more than a power cord. So I was presensitised to the topic, so to speak, and began to respond to her horrified exclamations («What?! Bluetooth! In your car?! My poor child!») by looking for ways to harmonise the electromagnetic fields, or EMF for short. Yes, «harmonise» is the term for it.

Nothing inside

«Nothing,» they told me. Rather, it’s that information is transferred onto the box, with the box merely serving as a carrier – comparable to homeopathy: «Our technology modulates the frequencies of electromagnetic fields with natural frequencies. For this purpose, the frequencies of the effective energetic range of sunlight are stored on silicon.»

If you’re shaking your head at this point, I understand. Maybe you attribute my healing to the placebo effect. Or perhaps you think that whoever has a problem with Bluetooth needs some harmonising themselves. It does sound really whacky – the «effective energetic range of sunlight»! But it’s been helping me for years.

Damage vs. limit values

Limit values are a whole topic in and of themselves. They’re determined exclusively from the point of view of body heating. The basic unit for measuring exposure to high-frequency radiation is absorbed energy per time interval and bodyweight, expressed as the specific absorption rate (SAR) in watts per kilogram (W/kg).»

The SAR limit therefore only specifies how much heat may be generated in one kilogramme of human tissue through the use of a device. A Bluetooth device of power class 2 (i.e. with a peak transmission power of 1.9 milliwatts and a range 40 metres) has a SAR limit of 0.03 – compared to an iPhone 14 (0.98) or a Google Pixel 7a (0.99), that seems harmless.

But microwave radiation also has so-called athermal effects, causing disruption in the cell membrane, biochemical damage (oxidative stress) and damage by disturbing cell communication. These effects occur with a delay, i.e. can only be detected later, and have a variety of consequences, such as sleep disorders, headaches, nervousness, impaired concentration, tinnitus, impaired potency and fertility, immune deficiency, burnout, hyperactivity, miscarriages and much more.

The reality of limits

Now you may say: sure, all this exists. But there are other causes behind it than a technology I can’t physically feel and which operates within official limits.

So much for limits. Incidentally, a parliamentary motion (link in German) hopes to raise the limit to 20 volts per metre.

The NWO wants to take over the world!

As I said, I can understand everyone who laughs at such nonsense; I can’t help but laugh myself. But just because certain people completely overshoot the mark doesn’t mean they were wrong at the start.

Radiation blast in the Tesla

But I can’t. Shortly after setting off, I got a headache and felt an eerie tingling sensation all over my body. I felt, well, literally electrified. My testing device measured up to 100,000 microwatts per square metre, which is classified as a severe health hazard. The exposure limit as per building biology is 50 microwatts per square metre. All this to say, in a Tesla, you can enjoy a radiation intensity equal to the sum of 2,000 cell phone towers. Oof!

Ten minutes in, I decided to end the test drive. The second I got out of the car, my symptoms were gone.

The seller wanted to know how I liked the car. I said I’d buy it for the farts alone – but, unfortunately, couldn’t be in it because of the radiation. To my surprise, the man didn’t make any stupid remarks, instead listening with interest and finally admitted to sometimes having headaches in his own Tesla.

I also had to send back the Sony headphones I had recently ordered from Digitec in an attempt to gain some peace and quiet on the train and tram. I felt like my brain was being literally fried right after pairing the headphones with my phone. I also got earaches and dizziness.

Next-level protection

Oh, and I bought baseball caps for myself, my son and my partner with the same silver thread fabric sewn into them. My Opel Astra is gas powered, but it still radiates quite a bit, as my measurement showed. Even with the Memonizer, I want to play it safe.

«So now we’ll be wearing caps in the car,» my girlfriend sighed, putting hers on.
«How dotty do you think I am?» I asked her.
«Is that a rhetorical question? With your electric princess bed? And your wired mobile phone? And now these caps?»
«Yeah.»
«You just want to hear that you’re oh-so dotty!»
«Yeah.»

Radiation reduction for sceptics

And now, I’ll conclude by quoting Deutsche Telekom, which writes the following in the instructions for its router: avoid setting up your Speedport in the immediate vicinity of bedrooms, children’s rooms and recreation rooms in order to keep exposure to electromagnetic fields as low as possible.

In other words, to be online, you need a device that’s as far away from you as possible. I can’t think of a more beautiful way to express the dilemma.

Header image: Thomas Meyer

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Author Thomas Meyer was born in Zurich in 1974. He worked as a copywriter before publishing his first novel «The Awakening of Motti Wolkenbruch» in 2012. He's a father of one, which gives him a great excuse to buy Lego. More about Thomas: www.thomasmeyer.ch.


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