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Cheesy Valentine’s gifts we can all go without

Natalie Hemengül
11.2.2019
Translation: Eva Francis

Want to show your loved one how much you care on Valentine's Day? I don't get it. But I’m happy to help. Here’s a list of products that definitely aren’t the right choice to express your love.

Some gifts are going to make your crush cringe instead of smile. To make sure you don’t pick one of them, I’ve browsed through our store and identified potential Valentine’s Day gifts that are sure to make anyone turn tail and flee.

Romantic movie night? Nobody fancies cuddling up with these gifts.

Even a brothel has classier decoration (I’m told).

Folat Photo Frame Silver Foil Balloon Heart
Balloons
CHF9.90

Folat Photo Frame Silver Foil Balloon Heart

With love - perpetual calendar (Wall calendar perpetual DIN A4 landscape) (A4, German)
Calendars

With love - perpetual calendar (Wall calendar perpetual DIN A4 landscape)

A4, German

Folat Photo Frame Silver Foil Balloon Heart
CHF9.90

Folat Photo Frame Silver Foil Balloon Heart

With love - perpetual calendar (Wall calendar perpetual DIN A4 landscape) (A4, German)

With love - perpetual calendar (Wall calendar perpetual DIN A4 landscape)

Stylish? Um...nope.

Map of the Heart Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90 ml)
Fragrances

Map of the Heart Pink Heart

Eau de parfum, 90 ml

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? You’re better off skipping dinner.

No dog in the world deserves this kind of surprise.

Laboni Hertha Heart (Retrieval, Dog chew toy, Litter toy dog)
Dog toys
CHF24.70

Laboni Hertha Heart

Retrieval, Dog chew toy, Litter toy dog

Josty Heart with bone (Chewing toy)
Dog toys

Josty Heart with bone

Chewing toy

Hello exhaustion? These gifts force you to get active.

If you’re searching for a gift your loved one will actually appreciate, take a look here:

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As a massive Disney fan, I see the world through rose-tinted glasses. I worship series from the 90s and consider mermaids a religion. When I’m not dancing in glitter rain, I’m either hanging out at pyjama parties or sitting at my make-up table. P.S. I love you, bacon, garlic and onions. 


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