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Cheesy Valentine’s gifts we can all go without

Want to show your loved one how much you care on Valentine's Day? I don't get it. But I’m happy to help. Here’s a list of products that definitely aren’t the right choice to express your love.

Some gifts are going to make your crush cringe instead of smile. To make sure you don’t pick one of them, I’ve browsed through our store and identified potential Valentine’s Day gifts that are sure to make anyone turn tail and flee.

Romantic movie night? Nobody fancies cuddling up with these gifts.

Herz
CHF 49.90
Filzmaxx Herz

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 4 – 6 days
    In supplier's stock

Collection

  • All locations: approx. 5 – 7 days
    Currently in stock at the supplier

If ordered immediately.
Information subject to change.

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Be My Valentine (2013)
CHF 12.90
Be My Valentine (2013)
Be my Valentine

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 2 – 4 days

Collection

  • Unfortunately, this product cannot be collected.

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  • Herzkissen (70cm)
  • Herzkissen (70cm)
  • Herzkissen (70cm)
CHF 59.90
NICI Herzkissen (70cm)
A great gift idea for Valentine's Day!
3

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 3 – 5 days
    > 5 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • Unfortunately, this product cannot be collected.

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Information subject to change.

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Even a brothel has classier decoration (I’m told).

Heart
CHF 42.–
Leonardo Heart

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 1 – 3 days
    > 5 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • All locations: approx. 3 – 5 days
    Currently > 5 piece(s) in stock at the supplier

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Schneekugel gross Love
CHF 13.50
Koziol Schneekugel gross Love

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 1 – 3 days
    5 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • All locations: approx. 3 – 5 days
    Currently 5 piece(s) in stock at the supplier

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  • Aschenbecher
  • Aschenbecher
  • Aschenbecher
CHF 135.–
Romeo Y Julieta Aschenbecher

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 2 – 4 days
    1 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • Unfortunately, this product cannot be collected.

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Photo Frame Silver Foil Balloon Heart
CHF 9.80
Folat Photo Frame Silver Foil Balloon Heart

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 1 – 3 days
    > 5 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • Unfortunately, this product cannot be collected.

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Mit Liebe - immerwährender Kalender (Wandkalender immerwährend DIN A4 quer)
CHF 31.50
Mit Liebe - immerwährender Kalender (Wandkalender immerwährend DIN A4 quer)

Availability

  • Delivery date unknown

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Heart
CHF 79.–
Fascinating Lights Heart

Availability

  • approx. 3 – 5 days
    Currently in stock at the supplier

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Stylish? Um...nope.

  • Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90ml)
  • Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90ml)
  • Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90ml)
CHF 195.–
Map of the Heart Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90ml)
The heart of esctasy

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 7 – 9 days
    Currently in stock at the supplier

Collection

  • All locations: approx. 5 – 7 days
    Currently in stock at the supplier

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Information subject to change.

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Herz010203 (1cm, Silver)
–12%
CHF 39.10was 44.101
THOMAS SABO Herz010203 (1cm, Silver)

Availability

Mail delivery

  • Only 2 piece(s)
    in our warehouse

Collection

  • Basel: tomorrow at 12:30
  • Bern: today at 17:00
  • Dietikon: today at 13:30
  • Geneva: tomorrow at 14:00
  • Kriens: today at 13:00
  • Lausanne: tomorrow at 12:30
  • St Gallen: tomorrow at 13:00
  • Winterthur: tomorrow at 12:00
  • Wohlen: today at 13:30
  • Zurich: today at 17:30

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Plonter (Plastic)
2 of 5 left
CHF 4.35was 4.901
ISO Professional Plonter (Plastic)
Handy anti-knot brush.

Availability

Mail delivery

  • Only 2 piece(s)
    in our warehouse

Collection

  • Basel: tomorrow at 12:30
  • Bern: today at 17:00
  • Dietikon: today at 13:30
  • Geneva: tomorrow at 14:00
  • Kriens: today at 13:00
  • Lausanne: tomorrow at 12:30
  • St Gallen: tomorrow at 13:00
  • Winterthur: tomorrow at 12:00
  • Wohlen: today at 13:30
  • Zurich: today at 17:30

PickMup

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? You’re better off skipping dinner.

  • Trinkhalme Heart
  • Trinkhalme Heart
  • Trinkhalme Heart
CHF 4.25
Papstar Trinkhalme Heart

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 1 – 3 days
    > 5 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • All locations: approx. 3 – 5 days
    Currently > 5 piece(s) in stock at the supplier

If ordered immediately.
Information subject to change.

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Sektglas Valentin Herz (2dl, 2x)
Sektglas Valentin Herz (2dl, 2x)

Availability

  • Currently unavailable. Delivery date unknown.

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  • Page Profi Fruit Heart
  • Page Profi Fruit Heart
  • Page Profi Fruit Heart
CHF 49.–
Soehnle Page Profi Fruit Heart
1

Availability

Mail delivery

  • Only 1 piece(s)
    in our warehouse

Collection

  • Basel: tomorrow at 12:30
  • Bern: today at 17:00
  • Dietikon: today at 13:30
  • Geneva: tomorrow at 14:00
  • Kriens: today at 13:00
  • Lausanne: tomorrow at 12:30
  • St Gallen: tomorrow at 13:00
  • Winterthur: tomorrow at 12:00
  • Wohlen: today at 13:30
  • Zurich: today at 17:30

PickMup

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Information subject to change.

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No dog in the world deserves this kind of surprise.

  • Hertha Heart (retrieval, chewing toy, throwing toy, dental hygiene)
  • Hertha Heart (retrieval, chewing toy, throwing toy, dental hygiene)
  • Hertha Heart (retrieval, chewing toy, throwing toy, dental hygiene)
CHF 29.–
LABONI Hertha Heart (retrieval, chewing toy, throwing toy, dental hygiene)

Availability

  • Delivery date unknown

Information subject to change.

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Herz mit Knochen (chewing toy)
Josty Herz mit Knochen (chewing toy)

Availability

  • Currently unavailable. Delivery date unknown.

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Herz (chewing toy, bounty)
Josty Herz (chewing toy, bounty)

Availability

  • Currently unavailable. Delivery date unknown.

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Hello exhaustion? These gifts force you to get active.

  • Romantikflug mit Gletscherlandung und Übernachtung für 2 Personen (48h, Lucerne)
  • Romantikflug mit Gletscherlandung und Übernachtung für 2 Personen (48h, Lucerne)
  • Romantikflug mit Gletscherlandung und Übernachtung für 2 Personen (48h, Lucerne)
CHF 3880.–
Romantikflug mit Gletscherlandung und Übernachtung für 2 Personen (48h, Lucerne)

Availability

Mail delivery

  • approx. 1 – 3 days
    > 5 item(s) ready for shipment from external warehouse

Collection

  • Unfortunately, this product cannot be collected.

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  • Funny Heart Shaped
  • Funny Heart Shaped
CHF 11.70
LIIX Funny Heart Shaped
With the bicycle bell Funny Bell Heart Shaped by Liix you not only attract attention acoustically but also visually.

Availability

Mail delivery

  • Only 1 piece(s)
    in our warehouse

Collection

  • Basel: tomorrow at 12:30
  • Bern: today at 17:00
  • Dietikon: today at 13:30
  • Geneva: tomorrow at 14:00
  • Kriens: today at 13:00
  • Lausanne: tomorrow at 12:30
  • St Gallen: tomorrow at 13:00
  • Winterthur: tomorrow at 12:00
  • Wohlen: today at 13:30
  • Zurich: today at 17:30

PickMup

If ordered immediately.
Information subject to change.

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Light Up Disco Dance Pole
Pipedream Light Up Disco Dance Pole

Availability

  • Currently unavailable. Delivery date unknown.

Information subject to change.

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If you’re searching for a gift your loved one will actually appreciate, take a look here:

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Natalie Hemengül, Zurich

  • Editor
As a massive Disney fan, I see the world through rose-tinted glasses. I worship series from the 90s and consider mermaids a religion. When I’m not dancing in glitter rain, I’m either hanging out at pyjama parties or sitting at my make-up table. P.S. I love you, bacon, garlic and onions.

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