Cheesy Valentine’s gifts we can all go without
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Cheesy Valentine’s gifts we can all go without

Natalie Hemengül
Zurich, on 11.02.2019
Translation: Eva Francis
Want to show your loved one how much you care on Valentine's Day? I don't get it. But I’m happy to help. Here’s a list of products that definitely aren’t the right choice to express your love.

Some gifts are going to make your crush cringe instead of smile. To make sure you don’t pick one of them, I’ve browsed through our store and identified potential Valentine’s Day gifts that are sure to make anyone turn tail and flee.

Romantic movie night? Nobody fancies cuddling up with these gifts.

Even a brothel has classier decoration (I’m told).

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Mit Liebe - immerwährender Kalender (Wandkalender immerwährend DIN A4 quer) (A4, monthly overview)
Mit Liebe - immerwährender Kalender (Wandkalender immerwährend DIN A4 quer) (A4, monthly overview)

Stylish? Um...nope.

Fragrances
Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90ml)
170.–
Map of the Heart Pink Heart (Eau de parfum, 90ml)
Charms
Herz010203 (Silver)
49.–
THOMAS SABO Herz010203 (Silver)

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? You’re better off skipping dinner.

No dog in the world deserves this kind of surprise.

Dog toys
Hertha Heart (Retrieval, chewing toy, Throwing toy)
19.45
LABONI Hertha Heart (Retrieval, chewing toy, Throwing toy)
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Herz mit Knochen (chewing toy)
Josty Herz mit Knochen (chewing toy)

Hello exhaustion? These gifts force you to get active.

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Light Up Disco Dance Pole (Sex furniture & position aid)
Pipedream Light Up Disco Dance Pole (Sex furniture & position aid)

If you’re searching for a gift your loved one will actually appreciate, take a look here:

Happy Valentinstag 2019: *Geschenke für Mann und Frau**
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Natalie Hemengül
Natalie Hemengül
Editor, Zurich
As a massive Disney fan, I see the world through rose-tinted glasses. I worship series from the 90s and consider mermaids a religion. When I’m not dancing in glitter rain, I’m either hanging out at pyjama parties or sitting at my make-up table. P.S. I love you, bacon, garlic and onions.

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