Captain Fawcett Capt. Fawcett Care - Beer'd Shampoo

Captain Fawcett's Beer'd Shampoo is crafted from his favorite alcohol and provides a gentle, cleansing brew designed not only to remove the day's debris from your beard but also to bring your bristly pride to absolute perfection. Please remember, no matter how tempting it may be, you should never consume this fine product unless you want to risk producing bubbles for the rest of your life.

Usage

Apply a small amount to your palms, gently lather into your wet beard, and rinse thoroughly.