Captain Fawcett Beer'd Shampoo

Captain Fawcett's Beer'd Shampoo has been created from his favourite alcohol and provides a gentle, cleansing concoction that has been crafted not only to remove the day's debris from your beard, but also to get your bristly pride and joy in absolute top form. Please remember that no matter how great the temptation, you should never consume this fine product unless you want to risk producing blisters for life. Application: Apply a small amount to the palms of your hands, gently lather the wet beard and rinse thoroughly.