astragon Rustler

Deluxe Horse Theft - Subjugate the land or flatten it. Master outrageous quests, kill heroes, steal horses, overcome guards, rob peasants, and become the ultimate medieval rogue. Enjoy an old-school open-world action game full of pop culture references. The classic GTA gameplay gets a medieval twist. In the grand tournament, the hand of the princess awaits as a prize. Rise from petty criminal to grandmaster. Or not. You and your best buddy, aptly named Buddy, aim to secure the grand prize with holy hand grenades, souped-up horses, and personal minstrels in tow. This means madness and chaos with humor and flair.

Leave a path of destruction in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, and manure piles. As long as you succeed, that's what matters. Crown yourself: Since you're a poor peasant, you need to get creative to win the grand tournament. Form absurd alliances, outsmart your opponents, and dig up dinosaur skeletons (sure, why not?). An open medieval world: How you progress is entirely up to you. Complete quests, create chaos, and enjoy fun at the expense of others. Grandiose antics: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, throw holy hand grenades, or create amazing patterns in the fields with a plow. Powerful minstrel singing: Hire a musical companion to serenade you with exactly the songs you like, providing a hearty soundtrack to your adventures.