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Horse Theft Deluxe - Subjugate the land or flatten it. Master outrageous quests, kill heroes, steal horses, overcome guards, rob peasants, and become the ultimate medieval rogue. Enjoy an old-school open-world action game full of pop culture references. The classic GTA gameplay gets a medieval twist. In the grand tournament, the hand of the princess awaits as a prize. Rise from petty criminal to grandmaster. Or not. Guy (that's you) and his best buddy (who fittingly goes by the name Buddy) want to secure the grand prize with holy hand grenades, souped-up horses, and personal minstrels in tow. This means madness and chaos with humor and flair.

Horse Theft Deluxe: Leave a trail of destruction in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, and manure piles. The main thing is to succeed. Crown yourself: As a poor peasant, you need to get creative to win the grand tournament. Form bizarre alliances, outsmart your opponents, and dig up dinosaur skeletons (sure, why not?). An open medieval world: How you progress is entirely up to you. Complete quests, wreak havoc, and enjoy fun at the expense of others. Grand shenanigans: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, throw holy hand grenades, or create beautiful patterns in the fields with a plow. Powerful minstrel singing: Hire a musical companion to serenade you with exactly the songs you like, providing a hearty soundtrack to your adventures.