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Horse Theft Deluxe - Subjugate the land or flatten it. Master outrageous quests, slay heroes, steal horses, overcome guards, rob farmers, and become the ultimate medieval rogue. Enjoy an old-school open-world action game full of pop culture references. The classic GTA gameplay gets a medieval twist. In the grand tournament, the hand of the princess awaits as the prize. Rise from petty criminal to grand master. Or not. Guy (that's you) and his best buddy (who fittingly goes by Buddy) aim to secure the grand prize with holy hand grenades, souped-up horses, and personal minstrels in tow. Expect madness and chaos with humor and flair.

Horse Theft Deluxe: Leave a trail of destruction in a medieval world inspired by classic GTA gameplay. Use swords, spears, and manure piles. The main thing is to succeed. Crown yourself: As a poor peasant, you must get creative to win the grand tournament. Form absurd alliances, outsmart your opponents, and dig up dinosaur skeletons (sure, why not?). An open medieval world: How you progress is entirely up to you. Complete quests, create chaos, and have fun at others' expense. Grand mischief: Shoot cows into the sky, drag your neighbors through the mud, throw holy hand grenades, or create amazing patterns in the fields with a plow. Powerful minstrel: Hire a musical companion to serenade you with the songs you love, providing a rousing soundtrack to your adventures.