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To celebrate Mother's Day - 10 legendary mummy quotes
12.5.2017
Translation: machine translated
Mummy we love you! There's nothing to shake about that. But sometimes you manage to drive us a little crazy. Or say things to us that we would rather not have heard and can't get out of our heads so quickly. So for Mother's Day, here are 10 wonderful mummy quotes to make you smile. You're still the best mum! You only mean well with us.
Most of us have heard the following quotes from our mum or they have been collected with general amusement in the editorial team and among colleagues.
1. the weight question
"Have you put on weight?"
2 The PC problem
"Could you have a quick look at my PC? It's not working anymore."
3. the words of encouragement
If you've broken up with your girlfriend/boyfriend: "I never liked her/him anyway! You're lucky you got rid of him/her. You'll find something better."
4. the food worry
"Are you eating properly at home? Come here, take some more food and toothpaste with you and I've bought you some pants."
5. driving
"Turn down the radio or I won't be able to park."
6. the small request
"Can you help me carry something really quickly? After all, you're moving a whole house."
7. the question we don't want to hear
"Have you actually heard from your ex again?"
8. the lie
"No, you don't have to help with the cooking." And then she's still angry that no one helped.
9. The question we don't want to answer
"Do you all actually shave down there these days?"
10. the unsolicited advice
"If you ever have to put a penis in your mouth in your life, just think of something else and imagine it's a schlong stick..." Emphasis on have to.
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Alina Biedermann
Junior Editor
alina.biedermann@digitecgalaxus.chI love black humour, my small collection of jackets, Red Bull, furniture, lie-ins, British accents, dogs, laughing until I cry, Polaroid cameras, full ice-hockey stadiums and that moment when the red lamp lights up behind the right goal. Singing songs loudly and out of tune (and busting some matching moves) is also something I enjoy – as is strumming around on my guitar.