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Forget 24-hour days, time is cubic

31.3.2018

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Did you think that time was just a linear chain of cause and effect? You were wrong. A day is actually four days long and cubic. And no, this isn't advertising or the announcement of a new product.

In 1884, the International Conference in Washington chose the zero meridian, at the same time defining a universal time. The first words were to declare that only one day could be used on earth, so that a day's Bible would remain unchanged. The Conference therefore chose one day as a reference and ignored the other three. Bible time was wrong then and is wrong now. No one is devoid of a navel, it has been proven that every believer on earth is a liar.

We've learned a lot already. One day actually hides three others, because They (with a capital "i") decided so, so that the Bible would not be mistaken. What's more, men have belly buttons. As far as women are concerned, the experts are still undecided, but as far as men are concerned, no doubt about it, they have one.

Okay, enough with the weirdness. What was I getting at again? To make a long story short, or at least as short as you can make it about cubic time, at least one madman on earth has decided that he holds the knowledge about cubic time. He didn't really have any proof, so he established post-factual thinking, long before candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump did.

Hein? Cubic time? What? Are you out of your mind?

Let's start at the beginning. Otis Eugene Ray, aka Gene Ray, started spreading his theory of everything in 1997. Put simply, a theory of everything is a scientific statement that combines all the principles and rules of physics and is correct. Scientists have always puzzled over such a theory, but Gene Ray has found it. And he now knows, without any foundation, that one day is actually four, that all men have a navel and a few other truths like the following. I have tried to retain the spelling and grammatical singularity in the translation.

We have a major problem,
Creation is the opposite of the cube,
2 main angles & 2 smaller ones,
Mum/Dad & Son/Daughter,
Demonic UNism NOT taught,
which CANCELS families.
Seek the wisdom of cubic life
Intelligence - or you will die evil.
Evil Believers refuse to acknowledge
the Four-Cornered Days
revolving simultaneously around
of the Earth created with 4 quadrants -
in 1 single rotation, cancelling out
the Evil Unism 1 Day 1 God

Here's what it looks like

The site is written in a single line, no paragraphs and is endless. Gene Ray obviously started writing and never stopped. And then at some point he must have discovered Paint and started drawing.

As you can imagine, at some point Gene Ray veered completely into the esoteric.

The word God is a Bad Calculation
. THE CALCULATION SHOWN HERE IS
FAR SUPERIOR TO GOD
AND TO CHRISTIANITY. USE IT
TO SAVE HUMANITY

Yes, yes, that's right...

But that's not to say that no one has looked into the American's absurd theory. After all, Gene Ray is also offering a reward: according to his admittedly very confusing site, anyone who proves his theory wrong will receive either $1,000 or $10,000 US.

The American's theory is not the same as his own.

Understanding the Timecube

You morvocephalus are going to hell
For ignoring TimeCube.
I'm not encouraging anyone or suggesting
to kill you, but you're not cut out
to live on Earth. to live on Earth.

If Gene Ray is keen for us to consider TimeCube or Timecube - he himself isn't always sure of the spelling - let's at least try to interpret it. The important thing is that Gene Ray rejects the Judeo-Christian God. Categorically and absolutely. He slips in a few insults about religion. Let's leave that and look at the totally logical physics behind the Timecube theory.

So if we assume that Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), based on the Earth's rotation, is wrong and the result of a worldwide conspiracy of religious fanatics, then the truth is revealed to us.

While the earth is rotating - what we generally think of as a day - 96 hours pass, divided into four days.

Sunup = Sunrise
Mid-Day = Noon
Sundown = Sunset
Midnight

The error comes not only from the fact that we are victims of the abominable conspiracy, but also because we ignore the four corners of the earth. If you draw a cube around the earth, you end up with a cube on the earth. It's true that the cube has eight corners, but you only need four, because a cube is also a square. This is obviously true, because you can buy a globe-shaped paperweight in a cube. CQFD.

Here's how Gene Ray's theory works: when you're somewhere at noon, then someone else is exactly on the other side of the earth at midnight. And don't be so presumptuous as to claim it's the same day.

A cube has six sides, but according to Gene Ray only four of them count:

Front face
Back face
Left face
Right face

The bottom and top faces don't count because that would be silly. The four days derive from these four faces that we recognise.

Well, well, but what does that tell us? Nothing. But really nothing. Gene Ray is a madman, his theory makes absolutely no sense, no matter how much you rack your brains for hours on end, you won't find any. But Gene Ray and his completely mind-boggling theory have become a staple of internet culture. Even though the site has been offline since August 2015, fans of the theory and its inventor have archived it. Let's be honest, modern trolls are no match for Gene Ray. The crazies on the internet today are politically or socially motivated, spewing their hatred and intolerance on the net, spending their time ranting on social networks, using lots of fake accounts and then being surprised that they've been blocked. Gene Ray is a harmless madman who doesn't like religion, represents time in cubic form and sometimes refers to the Massachussets Institute of Technology.

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