Burn After Reading Who's burning their fingers here?

Burn after reading! After reading, destroy! This should actually be the instruction for reading the memoirs of suspended CIA agent Osbourne Cox. However, fitness trainer Linda Litzke and her handsome but somewhat dim-witted colleague Chad Feldheimer would never think of that in their wildest dreams when they accidentally find a CD with the obviously sensitive manuscript in their club's locker room. The two smell big business with the secret state affairs. However, no one could have guessed that the love affairs of the sexually active government official Harry Pfarrer would hinder their extortion attempts. Soon, the amateur extortionists find themselves pursued by a whole host of various intelligence agencies. And then the Russians get involved...