1. Canine tablets
Warning: Alcohol may intensify the effect of these tablets. Therefore, please find another solution for your alcohol-addicted dog. Your pooch should also refrain from driving a car after taking the tablets.
Warning: Do not chew iPod shuffle. If you are feeling a bit peckish, make sure to swallow your iPod whole.
Warning: This product moves when used. So glad we cleared that up. After all, wheels often have a different purpose altogether.
Danger: Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw. Shoot, I’ve been doing that wrong for years!
5. Lottery ticket
Warning: Do not iron. Ironing’s overrated anyway. The tumble-dryer does an equally good job.
Warning: Not to be inserted into penis. Probably best not insert anything into your penis?! Just saying…
Instructions on how to avoid death when using the vehicle. Your insurance is going to love this one.
8. Coat hanger
Caution: Do not swallow! Also unsuitable as a dessert following your iPod.
**9. Inebriated people **
Beware: Drunken people crossing. This place sounds like a bit of a party hotspot!
Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Despite the relaxing and soporific effect of the hairdryer’s gentle purring.
11. Cotton buds
Warning: Do not insert swab into ear canal. Oh, I see! So they were intended for facial cleansing after all.
12. Power line
Warning: Touching wires causes instant death. That’s why any violation will set you back 200 dollars. I’m guessing you’ll have to cough up for the fine beforehand.
Not for newborns.
14. Ski slope
Caution: Trees don’t move. They just keep getting lazier.
15. Swimming pool
Warning: Do not breathe under the water.
16. XL sweater
Try on a small, come on. It’ll be funny. Yeah right, for everyone else.
Spotted any weird warnings yourself? Maybe a Galaxus product came with a screwball manual? Thanks for sharing your findings in the comments field.
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