

Star Wars: The Rise of Merchandise

New movie, new merch. Nine of 1,500 Star Wars products are available at Galaxus.
If you think Hans Olo is a department manager in Bonn, this is not for you. However, you have come to the right place for the crazy commercialisation of the Star Wars universe.
«Luke, I am your father. And I'll play Céline Dion for you if you want!»

A swanky suit for your next job interview.
Solid statement poster (3.68 × 2.54 m) for your living room.
Want a smart sweater?
Slash off stubble with a laser sword.
«R2D2, I’ve got a crumby mission for you.»
Swwwwwwsh, wwwwwwwwwsh. Swwsh! Could even work on children!
«Only your hatred can destroy me. Lollipop?»
This gem is a must have for any die-hard Star Wars fan. (Please note: this is a bargain compared to Damien Hirst’s diamond skull!
Spoiler-free review by my workmate Luca Fontana:


I'm the master tamer at the flea circus that is the editorial team, a nine-to-five writer and 24/7 dad. Technology, computers and hi-fi make me tick. On top of that, I’m a rain-or-shine cyclist and generally in a good mood.