Product test

Oh my dildo: we're trying again

Ramon Schneider
31.10.2018
Translation: machine translated

What sex is this sex toy for? How is it used? Is it even a sex toy? We do the blindtest and put our imagination to the test.

Stephanie and I took up the challenge again. We guess the function of sex toys. As with our last attempt, Manuel Wenk filmed us and gave us the products. But we don't know what to expect. Some of the products are sex toys and some look like sex toys. Haven't seen the first part yet? You can see it here.

But let's move on to the second part of this series. Unlike part one, this time we've only had three products. Could Manuel be running out of ideas? Help him out and, in the comments, suggest products for the next sex toy blindtest.

Luminous purses

The first product Stephi and I receive is anything but a challenge. This thing already has a near cult following and everyone knows it. These illuminated purses for your bike are called "Bike Balls". Just clip them to your saddle and off you go.

The «Bike Balls» can also be used as romantic «» lighting in the bedroom.
The «Bike Balls» can also be used as romantic «» lighting in the bedroom.

A surprise egg for him

At first glance, there's nothing to suggest that this object is a sex toy. However, inside the egg is a gooey mass as well as a small amount of lubricant. We're impressed by the extensibility of this thing. Even an anaconda has room, that's for sure. Thanks to the raised interior, this masturbation sensation from Japan promises a unique explosion of sensations. Is it really true? I've no idea. I'd rather just slip my hand in.

Suitable for all sizes.
Suitable for all sizes.

A purring cat for her

This kitty can easily be left on your bookshelf when your grandmother visits. She'd never see it as a sex toy. Unless she's read this article too😀 If you turn the cat over, you'll find its functionality hidden under its belly. A simple turn of the knob is all it takes to transform this harmless little cat into a real feline ready to satisfy your desires. The vibration is meant to caress you gently and intensely. Stephi thinks this object is out of place, but I think it's cute.

A sex toy doesn't get much more discreet than this cat.
A sex toy doesn't get much more discreet than this cat.

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Riding my motorbike makes me feel free, fishing brings out my inner hunter, using my camera gets me creative. I make my money messing around with toys all day.


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