

Nip Gloss: what's it good for?

I regularly come across surprising products in our erotic range - does the world really need them? But since they're already here, we might as well laugh about it, eh?
In the last couple of years, the gloss has made a stunning comeback and I have a very warm, intimate relationship with this cosmetic product. "Intimate and warm" is probably also the credo of this unlikely duo I discovered a few days ago: Kissable Nip Gloss by bijoux indiscrets. Yep, it's exactly what you're imagining right now: a duo of nipple glosses. My discovery is immediately punctuated by a laugh.
The set includes a clear gloss that's supposed to be cool and a pink one that, according to the manufacturer, feels warm:

Having been unable to answer my initial question as to why? I first tested the two glosses on the back of my hand, then on my lips and finally in the place they are designed for. In terms of fragrance, the pink one is neutral, while the transparent gloss is minty. In terms of taste, they both leave a slight bitterness in the mouth. If you're feeling a little hungry, I'd recommend nibbling on something else. As for the hot or cold effect, I really had to concentrate to vaguely feel it. The effects are perhaps more noticeable when you're generous with your lip gloss. In short, it didn't make me feel hot or cold. The effect is more noticeable on the lips. Contrary to what we're used to seeing, and for reasons of hygiene, both glosses are packaged in small bottles with a pump. Finally, they are both vegan, paraben-free and have not been tested on animals.

It's a good thing to know 😜
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