Question about Innova Notvorrat BP-ER

I wonder why they don't offer such a potion for eternal life? I am very disappointed! After all, mankind has already invested over 250 trillion in researching such economically profitable ideas. Now that's an announcement! More trillions must be invested here so that something can be sold at Galaxus. I still hope for another 100 years of life. I still want something from my pension..... That can't be it, can it? We're all going to die because of this flu! Will there actually be Galaxus in the afterlife? ;)