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Everything about planning, keel laying, launching and operation of a baby - a field report. "This is a truthful account of everything that goes on in and around parents when they become parents, each one for himself and both together. Which also has something to do with children. I have written this down and read it out loud. Not everything, of course, but just enough to give you an idea. People laugh, too, and often do so out of malicious joy." Jochen Malmsheimer. This is what it's about in detail:. Prenatal section: decision, planning, implementation, expectation. International section: birth preparation, birth event, birth follow-up. Postnatal section: general and special relativity, accommodation, nutrition, education and training, anniversaries, expectations, pro- and regnoses. Total fatal section: resume.