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&raquo,This is a truthful portrayal of everything that goes on in and around parents when they become parents, both individually and together. Which also has something to do with children. I've written it down and read it out. Not everything, of course, but just enough to give you an idea. There is also laughter, and often out of schadenfreude." Jochen Malmsheimer

This is what it's about in detail:
Prenatal stage: decision, planning, realisation, expectation
Internal section: birth preparation, birth event, postnatal care
Postnatal section: general and special relativity, accommodation, nutrition, education and training, anniversaries, expectations, pros and cons
Total fatal section: Res&uuml,mee, Autodaf&eacute,, Lung hash.