Everything but earthly

BER Airport opens. A great day for Berlin and Brandenburg. It runs beautifully for exactly 7.34 seconds. But then, virtually out of nowhere, a really big spaceship crashes onto all three runways. This is the prelude to a story that overturns everything we thought we knew about extraterrestrial life. There are highly developed civilizations that have long since found long space flights far too tedious and that simply conquer other worlds online; hyperintelligent, talking plastic; chameleon soldiers that automatically assume the form that gives them the greatest advantage at the moment - and Goiko Schulz, 36 years old and actually only special to his mother. Together with a bad-tempered bicycle courier and an old Russian time-travel researcher, he becomes humanity's last hope. The goal of the small group is the interplanetary consumer court. But extremely powerful enemies do everything so that they never reach this ...
Horst Evers looks into the future to have the earth explained to him by extraterrestrials. What he learns is amazing and very, very funny. Sometimes you just need a little distance to understand everything. Even 20 or 30 million light years can make an enormous difference.