Thinking pays off

Vince Ebert, the first successful fusion of Einstein and Woody Allen. Thinking is worthwhile. But is that really true? After all, for the truly important things in life like sleeping, eating, or sex, the spinal cord is enough. But surely evolution must have had some reason for our oversized brains? Vince Ebert relentlessly pursues this question. Find out if there is a statistical correlation between divorce rates and recycling rates, what the Heisenberg uncertainty principle has to do with the Grand Coalition, and whether hamsters in a microwave have an increased cancer risk. The cabaret artist explores all areas of life in search of evidence that it's worth "turning on the brain." Heat expands things. That's why summer days are longer. Sounds logical, but it's wrong. But don’t worry. Even non-thinkers will get their share. Specifically for those who want to stay consistently on a mental zero line while listening, there are funny elephant jokes. You can even understand those with a perfectly smooth cerebral cortex.