Snarky as F*ck

Learn how to become the most glorious a**shole the world has ever seen. Are you tired of everyone's nonsense? Responding to their silly questions? Making boring small talk and offering robotic replies? Can't take one more monotonous, people-pleasing conversation with a distant family member or a friend's friend? If you have no cares left to give and want to dish out some serious snark, grab a copy of Snarky as F*ck, the premiere guide to all things sarcastic and sardonic. Explore topics such as:

• Sex and Romance (Responses to inappropriate messages, mansplaining, and more)
• Geography (Snarkiest states in the US)
• 21st Century Snark (Curse word definitions, inspirational nonsense, etc.)
• In the Workplace (Snarky replies, things to say to your boss)
• Family, Friends, and other Influencers (Greeting cards for difficult people, and insults for around the dinner table)
• Movies, Television, and Music ("I'm clapping because it's finished, not because I like it.")
• Politics and Government (Presidential insults and your new favorite game: Match the scandal)
• In the News (Florida Man, difficult individuals, and more)

Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from masters like Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, to name a few.

This lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution, but know you'll come out the other side one snarky individual, ready to take on the world, one fool at a time.