Everything but earthly

The BER airport is opening. A big day for Berlin and Brandenburg. It runs wonderfully for exactly 7.34 seconds. Then, however, a truly massive spaceship crashes onto all three runways. This marks the beginning of a story that overturns everything we thought we knew about extraterrestrial life. Featured are: highly advanced civilizations for whom long space flights have become too tedious, and who simply conquer other worlds online; chameleon soldiers that automatically change their shape; hyper-intelligent, talking plastic - and Goiko Schulz, 36 years old and really only special to his mother. Together with an energetic bike courier and an old Russian time travel researcher, he becomes humanity's last hope.