Nenne drei Streichinstrumente: Geige, Bratsche, Limoncello

The new school year has begun! Exams are being written and need to be graded. And what students put down on paper in their desperation, filled with half-truths and untruths, can drive teachers to despair. For everyone else, these gems of style are simply amusing. However, educators not only have to deal with the abysmal knowledge level of their students but also with cheeky excuses: "Sorry, I couldn't come, I accidentally sniffed Tipp-Ex." Here comes the third installment from the bestselling series about Germany's funniest student responses. SPIEGEL ONLINE editors Lena Greiner and Carola Padtberg gather new funny and creative student answers from the seemingly inexhaustible source of youthful ignorance. Additionally, this time the authors present witty responses, comments, and sayings from teachers, as they are often just as hilariously funny.