Ich hasse Menschen. Sehr

There are bums as far as the eye can see. It doesn't matter if they're stuck on the escalator or the old-fashioned I'm-driving-in-place-as-well-as-outside-30 people - even at half past nine, a chocolate bar is no longer enough to regulate their frustration. What is needed is violence. And since blood stains are so hard to get out of a blouse, there's this book to take the edge off. The boss wants overtime again? Tear up this page! The guy on the bus next to you just ate a kebab with extra onion? Cut off the arms of his voodoo image! That group of teenagers over there is staring stupidly? Poke their eyes out with your pen - metaphorically, of course. This doesn't make people any less annoying, but the anger can be better channelled and doesn't have a negative impact on those around you. A win-win situation for all sides!