Es ist nur eine Phase, Hase

Puberty is tough. Sure. But not as tough as: old-age puberty! The old-age pubertarian is a graying, comfortable, often nearsighted being that loves peace, hiking, the word "earlier," and seated pop concerts. Male old-age pubertarians squeeze their round over-45 bodies into wetsuits and start a kitesurfing course. Others run marathons. The female old-age pubertarian often seeks refuge in spirituality and "wants to rediscover herself." Or make jam. Sounds awful? It is. But it’s also very, very funny... A small consolation: old-age pubertarians are the largest demographic group in Europe. You are not alone.