Der Lokführer hat den Zug verpasst

Railroad announcements? A constant source of joy for travellers at the "en route stations". Whereby the train announcements such as "Delayed provision", "Emergency service at the track" or "Please pay attention to the announcements at the station" vary between tragedy and involuntary comedy. But it is much more funny when railway employees themselves become poets: Sayings like "Remember the penguins. Then the broken air conditioning isn't so bad" or "Please don't leave garbage and husbands on the train" give an idea of how much potential there is in a train driver: "I would like to tell you why we are standing here. But nobody tells me anything either.".