A strong throw

Whoever can throw their lasso faster than their shadow shouldn't be surprised that horseshoes can cause toothaches, that a coffin lid might be used for starting a band, that cool smokers can indeed cause raging prairie fires, that a rabbit might turn out to be a bear, that Indians can create excellent hairstyles, go hunting with violins, and that a horse can shoe itself. Oh, blissful childhood, oh Lucky Kid! Anyone who doesn't laugh is to blame!.