I hate Christmas

Opened the little door. Cold as arse. Door closed again. The most contemplative time of the year? Not a chance! If the sound of bells makes your ears bleed, the smell of gingerbread and speculoos turns your stomach and the flashing and glowing fairy lights bring (angry) tears to your eyes, then you need this anti-Advent calendar! Just like a "real" Advent calendar, it holds a little door ready every day from 1 to 24 December and offers every Christmas grouch the mental support he or she needs to survive the Christmas horror. What you can expect: Absolutely non-Christmasy recipes. Sarcastic sayings. Puzzles to distract you. Exercises to work off your Christmas frustration. Do something good for your favourite Christmas grouch and help them through this nerve-wracking time!