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What the hell is that? Part 51

Raphael Knecht
20.4.2018
Translation: Eva Francis

Our range is growing constantly. However, some products will have you guessing what it is that you’re looking at. Today's example: a golden phaser.

Read this before you make our server crash by ordering tons of phasers: Even Captain Kirk couldn’t hurt a fly with this thing. Sorry to disappoint you. But in James Bond’s words: Never say never again. Maybe you can make it into a phaser?! If you think it’s something you’ve seen the Coop or Migros cashier play around with, you’re wrong. Not to mention self-checkout. I can just picture the prepubescent teenagers playing Lucky Luke and trying to shoot each other. Let’s get one thing clear: This thing doesn’t shoot nadion, laser beams or bullets. This is a cash cow that makes it rain money. Great for birthdays, weddings or other parties – not great for gangster rappers, Wall Street wolves and millionaires in disguise. Why? The money is fake. Good news: The fake money comes with the gun. Bad news: The necessary 9-volt battery doesn’t. But who cares, there’s enough money left to blow. Let it rain, bitches!

From climbing ropes to red wine to hammer drills – we’ve got just about everything. In line with this, we’ve been browsing our range for unusual products that prompt a: What the hell is that? Find something in our range that's downright weird? Let us know: redaktion@digitec.ch

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