What the hell is that?
7.9.2018
Translation: Jessica Johnson-Ferguson
Our range is growing constantly. However, some products will have you guessing what it is that you’re looking at. Today's example: a glowing heart.
Galaxus isn’t selling organs yet. Even if this extremely profitable business is tempting for everyone in the industry, we’ve decided to hold back. We’re pros after all. So this thing must be a kind of decorative lamp in the shape of an upside down heart? Nope, that’s not it. Maybe it’s an emergency signal for a life vest or a rubber dinghy? Not a bad idea, if you ask me. But that’s not it either. It could be an anti-stress ball that turns green when your stress levels drop? Nope.
Let me introduce: Bike Balls! This is not a heart but – not sure if I can just write this – a ballbag that glows. This ingeni(tal)ous LED bike light dangles off your saddle so no car will ever miss you again. Fun fact #1: «Gently squeeze Bike Balls to turn on the light.». Now that’s a textbook marketing slogan if I’ve ever seen one. Fun fact #2: Our Product Management has added some search terms for you, dear customer, to make it easier for you to find this potent rear light. The added terms include «sack», «balls» and «sex». What a savage, childish bunch… I love it!
From climbing ropes to red wine to hammer drills – we’ve got just about everything. In line with this, we’ve been browsing our range for unusual products that prompt a: What the hell is that? Follow me and you won’t miss another one of these rarities. Find something in our range that's downright weird? Let us know by posting the link in the comments field below.
Raphael Knecht
Senior Editor
raphael.knecht@digitecgalaxus.chWhen I'm not stuffing my face with sweets, you'll catch me running around in the gym hall. I’m a passionate floorball player and coach. On rainy days, I tinker with my homebuilt PCs, robots or other gadgets. Music is always my trusted companion. I also enjoy tackling hilly terrain on my road bike and criss-crossing the country on my cross-country skis.
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