These Christmas baubles are so crazy - I would love to hang them on my Christmas tree
22.11.2024
Translation: machine translated
My Christmas tree is no longer just decorated with boring baubles. The more unusual the decorations, the better! Here are my favourite finds.
Whether Max and Moritz, vinegar pickle with little hats, soy sauce or nibbled avocado toast - there's nothing you can't hang on your Christmas tree. I've put together the craziest ones from our shop and tell you who they suit.
FastFoodie
Christmas roasts, raclette and fondue chinoise are old hat. You'd love to drag your family to a street food festival on Christmas Eve. Cuisine from all over the world as far as the eye can see. Tacos, fries or a sausage from the grill, the possibilities are endless.
Source: Stefanie Lechthaler
Oh là là
Advent is the best time of the year for you. Naturally, you want to combine it with the most beautiful thing in the world. But the same doesn't necessarily apply to your partner. That's why you hang these ornaments on the Christmas tree as an indiscreet hint. Maybe it will work this year. I wish it for you.
Source: Inge's Glass Christmas Decor
Healthy little fruit
You made a resolution to eat healthier this January. It hasn't worked so far. That's why you've been trying in vain to motivate yourself with fruit and vegetable-shaped Christmas baubles. After all, they are always seasonal and have a long shelf life. But don't worry, you still have plenty of time until 31 December to really change your habits.
Christmas Eve like in a 5-star hotel
Unfortunately, the weekend trip to the Dolder Grand Hotel is once again cancelled. Instead, consider these ornaments a small consolation. A French cheese selection, an expensive sip of champagne and a topless waiter winking at you. And suddenly your nephew's screaming brings you back to reality. It was just a fragile dream, like the glass from which the Christmas baubles are made. At least you don't have to eat fish eggs.
Source: Inge's Glass Christmas Decor
Addicted to yoga
There's no excuse for you to miss your yoga class. Your body needs to be stretched and warmed up - especially in cold weather. "Minus ten degrees? So what? Then I'll just put on my moonboots after yoga."
"To Vino I say ..."
"¡Arriba, abajo, al centro, pa' dentro!", "No beer before four". You know all the toasts and love all the drinking games. And you never miss a chance to talk about your latest drinking escapades. But hey, who doesn't enjoy a good drop?
Source: Inge's Glas Christmas Decor
Irritable bowel syndrome
You have made irritable bowel syndrome part of your personality and have lost all inhibitions about talking about your business. You want to sensitise your fellow human beings to the issue. Of course, the toilet roll on the tree fits perfectly.
Christmas cave
You affectionately call your hobby room "Cave". And on special occasions, you like to have a cigar. The only problem: you don't have a Christmas tree to hang the baubles on.
The remote diagnosis
This Christmas tree ornament literally screams psycho killer. If you hang this disturbing face on your tree and let it sing to you, you'll either have lost all fear or be even creepier yourself. Help!
Costly jewellery
These ornaments are the Fabergé eggs of Christmas baubles. They are pretty, but incredibly expensive. And because Christmas is worth more to you than any money in the world, they fit like a glove with your guaranteed three-metre-high fir tree. You can also opt for the latest edition of the Swarovski star every year.
Source: Swarovski
Header image: Inge Glas
Painting the walls just before handing over the flat? Making your own kimchi? Soldering a broken raclette oven? There's nothing you can't do yourself. Well, perhaps sometimes, but I'll definitely give it a try.
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