Books that are definitely not suitable for the coffee table - or are they?
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Books that are definitely not suitable for the coffee table - or are they?

Martin Jungfer
29.10.2024
Translation: machine translated

If you want to skilfully stage your home, you can't do without them: books for the coffee table. However, the following books are more likely to end up under the sofa. For reasons.

Picture books, biographies, books about travelling, art and architecture are designed to show visitors who you are - a globetrotter, a connoisseur of the arts, an aesthete. Coffee table books, which could also be loosely translated as coffee table books in German, are designed to make an impression. They are often displayed where people are waiting and have time to leaf through them. And they say something about the place where you are, the people who work or live here.

I can't tell you how to perfectly organise such an ensemble of coffee table and books. My colleague and interior design expert Pia knows much better.

  • Guide

    How to turn your coffee table into a focal point

    by Pia Seidel

But at least I can offer you a non-guide. A few tips on which books are not suitable for draping on a beautiful table - even if they match the colour of the sofa cushions beautifully. If you are less conservative and more progressive, if you enjoy provocation - then ignore everything that follows. And sorry for bothering you up to this point.

Books about sexuality

Sexuality is omnipresent in our time: porn has arrived on X, the ex-Twitter. On posters, in TV adverts, in the sand of the beach volleyball court at the Olympics - naked skin everywhere. Nevertheless, there are limits. An illustrated book on camasutric sex positions is welcome to stay in the bedroom. People who visit you and discover the book might otherwise wonder whether you're trying to send a signal.

Although ... somehow it would be interesting to see which acquaintance would leaf through certain books during a visit.

Kama Sutra workout (German, DK Publishing House, 2018)
Guidebooks
CHF16.70

Kama Sutra workout

German, DK Publishing House, 2018

Finally want to have sex again! (German, Tina Molin, 2021)
Guidebooks

Finally want to have sex again!

German, Tina Molin, 2021

Sex at its best (German, Eric Marlowe Garrison, 2011)
Guidebooks
CHF22.08

Sex at its best

German, Eric Marlowe Garrison, 2011

Kama Sutra workout (German, DK Publishing House, 2018)
CHF16.70

Kama Sutra workout

German, DK Publishing House, 2018

Finally want to have sex again! (German, Tina Molin, 2021)

Finally want to have sex again!

German, Tina Molin, 2021

Sex at its best (German, Eric Marlowe Garrison, 2011)
CHF22.08

Sex at its best

German, Eric Marlowe Garrison, 2011

Books about diseases

Have you studied medicine? Okay, then the "Prometheus" is an appropriate work for the shelf, or for the side table in the living room if you prefer.

However, guidebooks on diseases are conversation and mood killers. What's more, the illustrations of fatty livers or eczema are rarely aesthetically pleasing. And nobody wants to know whether your Schnuffi dog has a stiff hip joint. Unless, as a non-pet owner, I'm simply not familiar with the scene and that's the way it is.

Widespread disease fatty liver (German, Nicolai Worm, 2016)
Guidebooks
CHF17.90

Widespread disease fatty liver

German, Nicolai Worm, 2016

Kosmos Practical handbook dog diseases (German, Martin Bucksch, 2013)
Guidebooks
CHF34.70

Kosmos Practical handbook dog diseases

German, Martin Bucksch, 2013

Holistic cure for skin diseases (German, Lüder Jachens, 2015)
Guidebooks
CHF24.–

Holistic cure for skin diseases

German, Lüder Jachens, 2015

Widespread disease fatty liver (German, Nicolai Worm, 2016)
CHF17.90

Widespread disease fatty liver

German, Nicolai Worm, 2016

Kosmos Practical handbook dog diseases (German, Martin Bucksch, 2013)
CHF34.70

Kosmos Practical handbook dog diseases

German, Martin Bucksch, 2013

Holistic cure for skin diseases (German, Lüder Jachens, 2015)
CHF24.–

Holistic cure for skin diseases

German, Lüder Jachens, 2015

Books about certain personalities

Barack Obama, Marie Curie, Steve Jobs, Roger Federer, Albert Einstein, Manni Matter for all I care. Biographies about important personalities of our time and from history fit perfectly on the coffee table. You can use them to show which people inspire you.

Of course, there are also biographies of Hitler and Mao Zedong, Mussolini and Stalin. Are you a professor of history and do you specialise in mass extermination, oppression and dictatorship in general? And do all the people who know you know that? Then these books will suit your coffee table arrangement.

Mussolini in Myth and Memory (English, Paul Corner, 2022)
Reference books
−7%
CHF28.70 was CHF30.70

Mussolini in Myth and Memory

English, Paul Corner, 2022

Mussolini in Myth and Memory (English, Paul Corner, 2022)
−7%
CHF28.70 was CHF30.70

Mussolini in Myth and Memory

English, Paul Corner, 2022

Books about break-ups

Imagine this: You're in a happy relationship and then there on the little table in front of the seating area is a book about when and how to break up. This will almost certainly irritate you: Is this a hidden message from the hosts to you? Or do the hosts themselves have a problem? Who knows. In any case, this could be an evening rich in wine and deep conversation.

Ich will mich trennen (German, Torsten Geiling, 2024)
Non-fiction
CHF24.70

Ich will mich trennen

German, Torsten Geiling, 2024

The pain of separation and a new beginning (German, Hans Jellouschek, 2019)
Guidebooks
CHF12.70

The pain of separation and a new beginning

German, Hans Jellouschek, 2019

Ich will mich trennen (German, Torsten Geiling, 2024)
CHF24.70

Ich will mich trennen

German, Torsten Geiling, 2024

The pain of separation and a new beginning (German, Hans Jellouschek, 2019)
CHF12.70

The pain of separation and a new beginning

German, Hans Jellouschek, 2019

You've read this far. Thank you. A non-guide like this is, I'll admit, a somewhat unusual way to point out just how large Galaxus' range of books is. Well, now you know.

And I don't want to let you go without tips on books that are guaranteed to be coffee-table worthy. Modern architecture, aesthetic gardens and culinary delights - that always works.

Modern Architecture A-Z (German, Bags, 2022)
Non-fiction
−8%
CHF76.90 was CHF83.83

Modern Architecture A-Z

German, Bags, 2022

Gardens of the year 2024 (German, Nico Neubauer, Konstanze Neubauer, 2024)
Guidebooks
CHF57.90

Gardens of the year 2024

German, Nico Neubauer, Konstanze Neubauer, 2024

Small Atlas of Culinary Art (German, Martina Liverani, Claudia Theis-Passaro, Britta Köhler, 2022)
Guidebooks
CHF27.70

Small Atlas of Culinary Art

German, Martina Liverani, Claudia Theis-Passaro, Britta Köhler, 2022

Modern Architecture A-Z (German, Bags, 2022)
−8%
CHF76.90 was CHF83.83

Modern Architecture A-Z

German, Bags, 2022

Gardens of the year 2024 (German, Nico Neubauer, Konstanze Neubauer, 2024)
CHF57.90

Gardens of the year 2024

German, Nico Neubauer, Konstanze Neubauer, 2024

Small Atlas of Culinary Art (German, Martina Liverani, Claudia Theis-Passaro, Britta Köhler, 2022)
CHF27.70

Small Atlas of Culinary Art

German, Martina Liverani, Claudia Theis-Passaro, Britta Köhler, 2022

Unfortunately, we don't yet have a "Coffee Table Book" filter option in the book range (I'll do my best to find one ...).

Or am I completely wrong with my non-tips? Would you call the books in my selection coffee table books after all? Write in the comments what you think.

Header image: Martin Jungfer

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Journalist since 1997. Stopovers in Franconia (or the Franken region), Lake Constance, Obwalden, Nidwalden and Zurich. Father since 2014. Expert in editorial organisation and motivation. Focus on sustainability, home office tools, beautiful things for the home, creative toys and sports equipment. 


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