10 office situations guaranteed to ruin your day
20.2.2017
Translation: Jessica Johnson-Ferguson
Seeing those same old mugs day in, day out can be trying for lot of us. Add one of the following situations and you’re guaranteed an absolute downer of a day.
1. Weekend bragging
2. The lift
You get in the lift and are relieved to find you have it all to yourself. But at the last minute, one of your colleagues squeezes in. Great. And thanks to him blocking the door, you’re joined by another four of his kind. It just got so cramped that you’re all pushed up against each other and trying to avoid eye contact at all costs. Eye contact – just imagine. That would be terrible.
3. E-mail fail
Your bitching about a really annoying colleague who’s getting on your nerves with those stupid tasks he keeps giving you. Unfortunately, you’ve just sent him said e-mail.
4. Cake
5. Underwear fiasco
Too late. You’ve just realized you’re wearing those uncomfortable underpants. So you’ve got two options: Either feel uncomfortable all day and slide around on your office chair or go to the toilet to remove the culprit. Granted, both aren’t great solutions.
6. Headphones
7. Cash
It’s lunchtime. Finally things are looking up! Well that’s what you think. Queuing up in the canteen, you realise you’ve no cash on you (rewind. The weekend. Langstrasse and stuff) and they don’t accept cards – what else.
8. Food
You’ve grabbed some food and have just sat down at the canteen or the office kitchen. Moments later, there's sauce running down your chin and dripping onto your new jumper. Precisely at that moment, your office crush walks past and sees you in full pig-out mode.
9. Toilet
Nature is calling. You need to go number two. All you want now is a little peace and quiet. But clearly that’s too much to ask. An office colleague joins you on the way to the toilet. Bye-bye privacy! Either he’ll hear the interesting soundscape coming out of your cubicle or he’ll get suspicious that you still haven’t finished after five minutes.
10. Joke fail
It’s late afternoon, you’ve loosened up a bit and are even feeling somewhat sociable. But your below-the-belt joke just totally bombed. Ba-dum-tss. Clearly, your coworkers have no sense of humour and just don’t get how funny you are.
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Alina Biedermann
Junior Editor
alina.biedermann@digitecgalaxus.chI love black humour, my small collection of jackets, Red Bull, furniture, lie-ins, British accents, dogs, laughing until I cry, Polaroid cameras, full ice-hockey stadiums and that moment when the red lamp lights up behind the right goal. Singing songs loudly and out of tune (and busting some matching moves) is also something I enjoy – as is strumming around on my guitar.
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