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14 February is International Condom Day – go figure!

Ask modern-day Saint Valentine, Romeo or Charlie Harper. Not to mention Rocco Siffredi and Hugh Hefner – they will all tell you: Don’t be silly, protect your willie.

Slippery, raunchy and fun. I’m not talking Valentine’s Day but condoms. A great little invention that offers protection from STDs and other regrets. To celebrate the day of love, I’ve put together some pieces of wisdom about the infamous rubber.

Once bitten, twice shy

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
Carroll Bryant, author

Atomic aftermath

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.
Andrew Smith, author

Don't get your hopes up

Presumptuous because you bought the condoms or because you got the Magnum size?
Carly Phillips and Erika Wilde, authors

Safety first

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Robert Rubin, banker

Preparation is key

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman, actor

Size does matter

Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
Barbara Seaman, author

In the bushes

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme – «Safer, Stronger, and Tested.» Isn't that a condom ad?
Jay Leno, entertainer

Do it in style

You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.
Lady Gaga, musician

Start ‘em early

Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody.
Marshall Fritz, activist

Let’s stay friends

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.
Rita Rudner, actor

Very dirty

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
Adam Carolla, comedian

Galaxus for pillow talk

No balloon, no party.
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