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Wow, you’ve worked your way up from Rookie to Rating Pro! Your valuable ratings have helped other users choose products wisely. As a token of our appreciation, please accept three kisses and a medal. Next level: Rating Expert

It’s only the number ones that make the history books. Or have you ever heard of the second person to climb Mount Everest or reach the South Pole? Enough said. That’s why you’re quick to give first-time product ratings.

Your ratings are all rainbows and unicorns! That’s why we’re rewarding you with these super-duper rose-tinted glasses. Neat!

You’re a true Shopping Legend! As a small token of our appreciation for your orders, we would like to present you with our golden shopping cart. And a big thank you from the whole company.

Congratulations on your first discussion award! The more intensely you take part in discussions or write posts, the faster you’ll reach Discussion Pro level!

Where did we come from? What is the meaning of life? Is there a life after death? You see, there's so much more than just one good question out there. To reward your first question mark, we are giving you a candle as a symbol of your upcoming enlightenment.

Congrats on your first Q&A award! The more useful and popular questions or answers you give on a product, the faster you’ll become a Q&A Pro.

Saturday is shopping day! Instead of facing the ordeal of overcrowded department stores and shop assistants on the verge of a nervous breakdown, you prefer getting your purchases delivered to your doorstep. That makes Saturday sofa day. Finally!

Your kind of Sunday brunch not only includes coffee and croissants but also sprees through the digital shops.

Aim, shoot and run! You know exactly what you want and nothing will lead you off course. This is mirrored in your shopping claw that is great at picking out a single product from our huge range. Bam!

How about one more? Go on! You know you want to. Besides, there's always a bit of space left somewhere in your shopping cart. That’s why we rarely see you at checkout with just one product. That’s great news for us – it’s not every day that we encounter big fish like you!

Good morning night owl, it’s bedtime! Your extensive shopping sprees start long after other shops have closed. The moonshine just makes everything look so much prettier than that harsh sunlight!

Out of the way, here comes the Shopping Pro! For regular customers like you, we’re happy to roll out the red carpet and hold the door: Thank you very much for your purchase. We hope you grace us with your presence soon!

You like getting your orders delivered to your door by post. That’s why you can often be seen listening out for that long-awaited sweet sound of the post horn – or the postie ringing the doorbell.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the fairest profile pic of them all? No idea. But the mere fact that you uploaded your profile pic makes you beautiful to us.